- my lady, you choose where you want us to go!
- hmmm, let me think… how about to the moon and back?
- sure! perfect idea! I will come to pick you up and of course there is no question that I will take you back home.
- yes but your place is 200 light years away.
- oh do not worry about that. there is no trouble for me!
- my lady please, allow me to hold the car door open for you!
- thanks. please don’t forget that you should always do that if you want us to keep dating.
- sure! my pleasure!
- my lady please, you enter first! please, after you!
- oh alright, thanks. and again please do not forget that you should always do that if you want us to keep going out together.
- but of course! no doubt about that.
- my lady you order first! please, bring the lady whatever she wants to!
- weeell, I’d like the sky with some extra stars and the milky way galaxy with cocoa powder on top.
- perfect choice! and of course it is on me! there is no way to let you pay the bill… ever!
- my lady your eyes are enhancing, your voice is so relaxing and your skin is so smooth!
- well, yes but… I haven’t slept well and I have dark circles under my eyes, plus it’s that sore throat that bothers me days now… “cough”… oh and you understand I didn’t have time to wax my feet.
- oh but what are you talking about?! you are so beautiful!
- ehm mister… I have to tell you something…
- yes yes tell me… would you like us to hold hands, give a kiss and be together?!
- ehm… nooo…
- oh… well… no worries, take your time, I can wait!
- ehm… you know I’ve made my mind. there is no need to wait… you know… ehmmm… sorryyy...
- oh ok… you do not like me?
- noοο! it’s not that. you have all I ever asked for a man to have. you are handsome, polite, you look seriously interested in me plus you do not gamble, flirt with other women, drink or smoke!
- but then… why?
- weeell, you know how these things are. you are a nice guy but… ehm you know… and there is nothing wrong with you, it's me, but... you know… and it’s definitely my loose… you know… and I’m really sorry I don’t have the time to explain in more details but I have to attend in a casino party with gorgeous female competitors, too much booze and lots of cigarette smoke.
p.s. happy name’s day J. of course I didn’t forget you… how could I ;)
- hmmm, let me think… how about to the moon and back?
- sure! perfect idea! I will come to pick you up and of course there is no question that I will take you back home.
- yes but your place is 200 light years away.
- oh do not worry about that. there is no trouble for me!
- my lady please, allow me to hold the car door open for you!
- thanks. please don’t forget that you should always do that if you want us to keep dating.
- sure! my pleasure!
- my lady please, you enter first! please, after you!
- oh alright, thanks. and again please do not forget that you should always do that if you want us to keep going out together.
- but of course! no doubt about that.
- my lady you order first! please, bring the lady whatever she wants to!
- weeell, I’d like the sky with some extra stars and the milky way galaxy with cocoa powder on top.
- perfect choice! and of course it is on me! there is no way to let you pay the bill… ever!
- my lady your eyes are enhancing, your voice is so relaxing and your skin is so smooth!
- well, yes but… I haven’t slept well and I have dark circles under my eyes, plus it’s that sore throat that bothers me days now… “cough”… oh and you understand I didn’t have time to wax my feet.
- oh but what are you talking about?! you are so beautiful!
- ehm mister… I have to tell you something…
- yes yes tell me… would you like us to hold hands, give a kiss and be together?!
- ehm… nooo…
- oh… well… no worries, take your time, I can wait!
- ehm… you know I’ve made my mind. there is no need to wait… you know… ehmmm… sorryyy...
- oh ok… you do not like me?
- noοο! it’s not that. you have all I ever asked for a man to have. you are handsome, polite, you look seriously interested in me plus you do not gamble, flirt with other women, drink or smoke!
- but then… why?
- weeell, you know how these things are. you are a nice guy but… ehm you know… and there is nothing wrong with you, it's me, but... you know… and it’s definitely my loose… you know… and I’m really sorry I don’t have the time to explain in more details but I have to attend in a casino party with gorgeous female competitors, too much booze and lots of cigarette smoke.
p.s. happy name’s day J. of course I didn’t forget you… how could I ;)
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